Celebrity Rumors
Prose by:
KYLE KIRSHBOM
SELECTED RUMORS
rumor #1
robert downey sr. hated kids
rumor #5
buster keaton had one testicle
rumor #16
gucci mane’s depressed
rumor #32
arthur rimbaud wrote an unpublished novel that closely resembles the plot of brokeback
mountain
rumor #69
rene daumal french kissed his dead dog
rumor #79
marguerite duras killed her dentist for groping her
rumor #58
harvey keitel vapes
rumor #55
the insane clown posse met at the university of michigan where they recieved their phds in
music theory
rumor #89
debbie reynolds introduced three 6 mafia to lean
rumor #11
the three stooges knocked up the same girl
rumor #89
amiri baraka listened to cannibal corpse
rumor#46
bugs bunny was considered a communist traitor
rumor#97
alejandro jodorowsky voted for reagan
rumor #42
joe rogen’s parents abandoned him in a haunted house
rumor #20
billy joel is guilty of everything
rumor #56
ice-t once complained his coffee was too hot
rumor #47
hank williams recorded r&b songs
rumor #54
yukio mishima often had a stomach ulcers
rumor #57
jean baudrillard played with a yo-yo and encouraged his readers to find what makes them happy
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EST 2020
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