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Celebrity Rumors


Prose by:
KYLE KIRSHBOM

SELECTED RUMORS


rumor #1
robert downey sr. hated kids

rumor #5
buster keaton had one testicle

rumor #16
gucci mane’s depressed

rumor #32
arthur rimbaud wrote an unpublished novel that closely resembles the plot of brokeback
mountain

rumor #69
rene daumal french kissed his dead dog

rumor #79
marguerite duras killed her dentist for groping her

rumor #58
harvey keitel vapes

rumor #55
the insane clown posse met at the university of michigan where they recieved their phds in
music theory

rumor #89
debbie reynolds introduced three 6 mafia to lean

rumor #11
the three stooges knocked up the same girl

rumor #89
amiri baraka listened to cannibal corpse

rumor#46
bugs bunny was considered a communist traitor

rumor#97
alejandro jodorowsky voted for reagan

rumor #42
joe rogen’s parents abandoned him in a haunted house

rumor #20
billy joel is guilty of everything

rumor #56
ice-t once complained his coffee was too hot

rumor #47
hank williams recorded r&b songs

rumor #54
yukio mishima often had a stomach ulcers

rumor #57
jean baudrillard played with a yo-yo and encouraged his readers to find what makes them happy




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